Letters From A Tory Daily views on British politics and the Conservative Party from a centre-right thinker who writes letters on his blog to politicians, journalists and many others.

Dear Ken Leavingsoon Leaveinshame,
Sorry for not writing yesterday, but I was far too busy toasting your defeat.  Now that you have been humbled at the polls by this man…

…I can only imagine how hard it must be for you. Let us not forget that the man you told us all was a clown and a [...]

The most horrifying part of this story is not that Ken Leavingsoon has had children with three different women – it’s that three different women have wanted to have children with Ken.

Any offers for captions?

If any readers of this blog are hunting for a job right now, may I recommend applying to the London Development Agency to work as a Media Relations Assistant.  Choice quotes from the job advert include:
“An opportunity to gain work experience in an exciting and busy Press Office” – I can believe that!
“This will include [...]

Dear Ken Leavingsoon,
Well well well.  It looks like all your feet-stomping and public tantrums have been a facade after all.  You may remember that I wrote to you after the recent Channel 4 documentary that exposed how unfit you are to be Mayor of London.  I challenged you to take legal action against Channel 4 [...]

Dear Ken Livingstone,
Nice try, but I don’t think you are seriously going to follow up your complaint about Channel 4’s Dispatches programme.  You can stomp your feet as much as you want, but your disgraceful behaviour has not gone unnoticed.
You were accused of “financial profligacy, cronyism and links to a Trotskyite faction conspiring to transform [...]

Dear Ken Livingstone,
I will start this letter by making it perfectly clear that I don’t like you very much and I don’t think you’ve been a good Mayor of London.  But much as it pains me to admit it, you and I both share a hatred of Public-Private Partnerships (PPP) in it’s current form.  Your [...]