Quote of the day

“I’ve fallen on hard times. I am having to pay 20 million to a woman who I believe is the special love child of Bernie Madoff and Heather Mills”

- John Cleese on his divorce settlement problems.



7 Comments

  1. It sounds as if he would resent giving her anything.

  2. Some things in life are bad,
    They can really make you mad,
    Other things just make you swear and curse,
    When you’re chewing life’s gristle,
    Don’t grumble,
    Give a whistle
    And this’ll help things turn out for the best.
    And…

    Always look on the bright side of life.

  3. Measured, not sure about that, but I don’t blame him for being resentful for handing over a fair chunk of his life earnings to someone who he didn’t even have children with.

    BS, nice!

  4. Did he marry my ex-wife?

  5. Shaun Pilkington

    @ Tony EDid he marry my ex-wife?

    Heh, as long as she’s not your nEXt-wife I think you’ll be okay!

  6. According to the Daily Mail, “The payout is expected to reduce the actor’s overall wealth to around £10 million” which does indicate the terrible level of hardship he is going through.

  7. The man will hardly be on homeless on the street, totally broke though! Agree it’s rather harsh*, as they were no children produced, but more fool him for not having a pre-nup before getting hitched to her.
    *according to her Wiki entry, she was living in a council flat in London when they met. I wonder what she saw in the multi-millionaire knocking-60 Mr Cleese…