Letters From A Tory Daily views on British politics and the Conservative Party from a centre-right thinker who writes letters on his blog to politicians, journalists and many others.

1. The Appalling Strangeness notes that Ken Livingstone is still an idiot after all this time.

2. Old Holborn discovers that being tall is now a criminal offence.

3. Curly thinks that Labour are starting to confuse themselves about spending cuts.

4. Heresy Corner reminds us of a battle that Gordon Brown doesn’t want us to remember.

5. A View From Middle England finds that even God cannot save you from swine flu.