Quote of the day

“In the light of his categorical denials, Mr Donaldson is clearly entitled to a presumption of innocence.”

- Peter Robinson, leader of the DUP in Northern Ireland, responding to the news that Jeffrey Donaldson, one of his MPs and a married father of two, has repaid hundreds of pounds after charging the taxpayer for the cost of watching dozens of pay-to-view films in hotel rooms nearly every time he travelled to London on parliamentary business. Hotel sources confirmed that films he put on his expenses during 2004 and 2005 were in the highest price category offered to guests, covering the latest blockbusters and adult movies.  All of the expenses claims were paid in full by the House of Commons fees office, but most of the films appeared on the hotel bills as “Room Service 2”, meaning that their nature was not obvious to officials. On one occasion, the item “Room Service 2” was circled on the receipt by Mr Donaldson or staff working for him, and the word “food” written next to it.  Examination of the receipts indicates that the combined price of the 68 films he charged to the taxpayer was £555.54 and show that the films he claimed for ranged in price from £7.50 to £14.95.  At present, the films on offer which would fall into the highest price category at the Marriott, County Hall, where Mr Donaldson stayed on several occasions, include Sexy Scenes 2009 series 2, series 5 and series 7. (full story HERE)



4 Comments

  1. Series 7 is out?!! Sorry – must dash!

  2. Keep up, Patently. After the appalling mess that was series 6, they really upped their game for the recent episodes.

    So I’m told.

  3. Shaun Pilkington

    All this porno on expenses! Surely it would be cheaper if, after each election, all MPs were given a 2hr seminar on ‘how to download and view free pornography on the interweb’…

    (and if you have to ask ‘how’, or worse ‘why’, then you’re too immature to know!)

  4. Is that why he’s recently started wearing glasses? Good for the prostate – bad for the eyesight.