Letters From A Tory Daily views on British politics and the Conservative Party from a centre-right thinker who writes letters on his blog to politicians, journalists and many others.

1. Counting Cats explains why Ed Balls is a warp-factor 9 giga-c***.

2. A Tangled Web finds that being gay trumps paedophilia in the eyes of the media.

3. Longrider is busy watching watermelons and getting angry at fake charities.

4. Mark Reckons that anti-scientific nonsense should be taken off the airwaves.

5. Capitalists at Work says Alistair Darling will resign on 21st July.