Quote of the day
“We’re all feeling the effects of the economy and, especially for families seeking reproductive options, every dollar counts.”
- Danielle Moores, spokeswoman for Xytex international - a sperm bank who are now rolling out their very own ’stimulus package’ by offering up to $200 off a vial of sperm to clients wishing to start or add to their family. Xytex is offering deals on vials from “select” donors, who come a bit cheaper than the usual “standard” donor because select donors are men from whom Xytex has “many, many vials because they’re very successful donors or able to stop in several times a week or — for whatever reason, we have a huge inventory,” and their vials are being made available in a sort of clearance sale. Xytex prefers to call it the balancing effect of supply and demand.
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“..for whatever reason…”
That doesn’t sound to me much like someone with a lot of confidence in her, err, ‘product’….
The phrase ‘quality control’ could be interpreted in all sorts of way with this story.
Several times a week….wonder if it’s their sole income….look great on a cv wouldn’ it.Professional w……
Anyone who follows politics knows that there are enough ******** in Westminster to keep the UK stocked up on vials for a long, long, long time.
As a ‘customer’ are these the kind of people you want to have children from?!
LFAT: you’re right – MPs could easily fund their second homes and they could probably donate it in their offices with young brunette collectors!!
Well it certainly seems that some MPs, despite being married for 30 years, must have plenty of time to help out with sperm donation if they have so much time spare for ****ing random brunettes in their office. That said, with the laws of genetics you wouldn’t want an offspring with those sorts of morals.