Blogging break
Dear readers,
I’m off to Scotland for a week so blogging will be pretty impossible. My letters will return on Sunday 7th September, so until then I thought I would leave you with the latest collection of google searches that have brought people to my blog (with a few comments from me in brackets). Have fun in the meantime!
labour will lose crewe and nantwich
david miliband turkey (indeed he is – Ed.)
should we get rid of muslims
lesbian seekers
“caroline flint” slit (typo in the last word? – Ed.)
soul searching sex addiction
ladder training Norfolk
jacqui smith cannabis idiot
abortion polly Toynbee (too late, I’m afraid – Ed.)
friends of the earth are stupid
iain dale meatloaf (don’t think he’ll be flattered by that description – Ed.)
postal network iran
gordon brown fingernails
naughty letters
boris johnson nazi sex scandal (don’t picture it! – Ed.)
tory idiots
will the u.s. post office stop Saturday
letters when the love is over
info on alfred gray english train driver
john lewis list versus argos list
mccain “very dangerous”
new labour old tory
don’t support unison strike
a im sorry letter to a girl
british pub orgy (count me in – Ed.)
conservative party mp’s who have obsessive compulsive disorder
environmentalist are annoying
harriet harman increased divorce rate (she does have that effect on a lot of men, I suspect – Ed.)
what exactly do obese people eat each day
i’ve made a “balls up” of my life
equality can never be reached
letter explaining their maternity leave (I would have thought the enormous bump around her midrift would be enough to explain maternity leave – Ed.)
im a single lesbian what should i do
blogger i’d most like to shag
piss taker
“incapacity benefit” “break a few eggs”
feminist blog England
lesbian sex letters
children don’t make me happy
lithuanian football
energy companies – bastards
best waist of money (your education, evidently – Ed.)
And my regular readers will be delighted to know that I am still number one on google for ‘Tory Lesbians’ 
Witanagemot Blogs
“I am still number one on google for ‘Tory Lesbians’ “
*boggle*
“a im sorry letter to a girl”
Someone had obviously been a naughty boy. I hope for his sake he found what he was looking for…
Have a good break!
Which part of Scotland are you going to?
I’m a bit disappointed that none of my searches seem to be in the list…But speaking of Tory women, whether lesbians or otherwise, I like this “kaytie” who contributes to threads on the Daily Hellograph site. I appreciate her attitude. But I don’t know what she looks like
Hilarious!! I must check through mine – but I do provoke it by slipping in misleading tags and whatnot!!
Make sure you read The Herald, or the slightly milder Scotsman whilst there – few Tories in England really understand which direction Scottish politics is heading ….
PS If you have a heart condition please ignore this advice.
How do you get this information!?!
PS Have a great holiday:)
The best blog post on crazy search engine keywords. Ever.
I haven’t been around nearly long enough to get so many crazy search queries, but of the ones I have had, there is a stand-out favourite: “is beccy adlington jewish”
I don’t know what to say.
Yes, I also want to know how you find out how people find you from search engines. I’ve ne’er managed to do it myself. What’s it all about?
If you’ve got a Blogger blog, check out ‘Google Analytics’. You simply add it and then run a report whenever you wish.
I presume there’s a similar thing for Typepad, and probably hundreds of little addons if you are going it alone.
It’s fun
I’m currently playing with Statcounter as well as google analytics.
I used to use Tracksy – which was great – but my account just doesn’t function any more and they don’t answer support emails.
Have fun, don’t freeze to death, although September might be OK.
I’m sure those search terms make you shake your head but some are mighty funny.
I gather that your return is imminent, & look forward to hearing your views on this Sarah Palin business & What-Have-You
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