Headline of the year (continued)

Friday 9th May, 2008

The entries for the ‘Headline of the year’ award just keep on coming.  The previous nominations (by me) were:

1. UK NAVY TO END GOAT EXPERIMENTS

2. NEW ZEALAND MAN USED HEDGEHOG AS A WEAPON

And now there are two more to add to the list:

3. LYNCHINGS IN CONGO AS PENIS THEFT PANIC HITS CAPITAL

4. GREAT TITS COPE WELL WITH WARMING

The mental images for all of these are truly bizarre.



2 Comments

  1. Joe May 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Penis theft is a very serious matter…

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  2. Letters From A Tory May 9th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Well, quite. I’d be panicking if someone came after mine.

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