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Ken Leavingsoon has nowhere left to run

Tuesday 1st April, 2008

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6 Comments

1. Andrew April 1st, 2008 at 11:00 am

   Although disappointed by the turnout to his birthday party, Ken is pleased that his odds of winning musical chairs have improved.

2. Letters From A Tory April 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am

   With Boris still ahead in the polls, Ken decides to act and calls a meeting for all his friends and allies in the GLA.

3. asquith April 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   Genius, Andrew

4. David April 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am

   “Shoe shine, sir?”

   Ken plans for his post May career.

5. Candid April 2nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm

   Everybody fled before getting caught in the suction of a sinking ship.

6. Former Councillor John Ward April 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 pm

   Ken is saying: “I said there are supposed to be more black shoes than white ones! Where’s Lee Jasper when you need him?”